HolyFireThem’s about reads: They/Them causing May/hem. Bisexual Chaos Sorcerer. Horror fiend, tabletop nerd, brush for hire. I’m fat, let’s party.

Benet is a goofy non-binary dork who arbitrarily decided to write this in third person just for laughs. They are an opinionated lefty & perpetually thirsty bisexual with frequently overwhelming ADHD.

Benet has been painting miniatures, DMing for parties, and playing video games for the last two decades. Benet has been painting minis professionally for roughly half that time. It is their fondest wish to share their joy in their hobbies with all of y’all, and maybe make a buck or two in the process, because capitalism is all-consuming.

Beyond this, Benet loves all kinds of horror media, and was in fact born in the spooky, molded by it. Despite that, they’re very much a wimp. They’re also known to be a petty dabbler in the occult, a punmeister, and a Wife Gay.